A Curious Girl: Classified

It's a Friday morning (just) and I don't have much to do.

I walked into Chemistry this morning... misread my timetable - I actually had English. Mr. JE seemed rather amused by it (well, he grinned as I took my idiotic self from the lab and went to Diggers' lesson). I'm doing CU next week - Duck is organising the worship (heh) and I am doing the Bible bit. I may ask Duck if he wants to meet up this weekend.

I'm feeling a bit sorry for Connie at the moment - although I'm writing this at school so I'd better be careful! But Connie... I don't know, she seems to judge people a lot, and in response, lots of people have judged her. I'd love to be able to say how I feel, but people at school read this diary - well, Chris does, and Ricci, Duck, and James should all know the address.

I was thinking the other day about the perfect job advertisement. For instance -

WANTED. Chocolate Taster. Must be willing to do overtime

Or...

The Discovery Channel would like a willing Sixth Form student to view their documentaries in advance of their release on television to ensure that they are accessible to the viewing public.

You can tell Clive's been corrupting me... this job would actually be really tempting!!

Needed - Extras for the upcoming new series of The Scarlet Pimpernel

Well... Babylon 5 would suit me fine.

The Newly Opened Museum of the Discworld Requires Guides

Wanted - Poet - granted permanent free internet access and Ł500 a week in return for the occasional poem.

Required - Online Diarist.

We require a slightly eccentric seventeen year old female Christian completing her A-levels for a television documentary celebrating the diversity of humankind. In return for this, she will receive pocket money, money for her driving lessons, and we will personally pay for her to take a trip up the Amazon for 6 weeks.

I like the Amazon, OK?? :-)

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