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Sho, Meester Bond
Thursday, Aug. 08, 2002 - 10:05

I stole the idea from Julie Queen of Spork's diary. It was just too good, I tell you - do your own Evil plan here. Or read 'So You've Decided to Be Evil'.

My Evil Plan.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, baffled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

Mwahahahahahahaha.. I will not be refused a Prom Date! (Would help if I was actually going ;) )

Days until A-level results day: 7
Days until Soul Survivor: 9

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