A Curious Girl: Turn back your body's biological clock!

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Would you like to look and feel 10-20 years younger?

Would you like to experience the following health and appearance benefits?
- Reduce body fat and build lean muscle without exercise
- Lower blood pressure and improve cholesterol profile
- Improve sleep, vision and memory
- Restore hair color and growth
- Improve immune system function
- Prevention or reversal of osteoporosis
- Repair of cells and metabolic functions
- Strengthen the immune system
- Increase energy and cardiac output
- Turn back your body's biological time clock 10-20 years in 6 months of usage!

I received this spam mail (abridged) this morning. I was just going to delete it, but then I thought, actually, I really would like to turn back my body's biological clock 10 years.

Just think, I'd be eight again. Cheap prices on the buses and in cinemas, and in theme parks too. As for alcohol, sex, the vote and the National Lottery - who wants any of that when you're eight? Parents pay for everything, and a day at the park is considered perfect entertainment. Being positively encouraged to paint and draw, and muck around with glittery glue, smelly pens, and plaster of Paris, even if I have a total lack of artistic ability. But seeing as I've already been through school, it's not like I'd have to do that again mwahaha... Although I might, to be with kids my own age... The only thing that worries me about this spam mail (aside from them mentioning the immune system twice) is the whole restore hair colour and growth thing. In order to be eight again, I'd need to lose hair growth in some places.

Which reminds me, I could have another bash at puberty! This time I'll actually know what I'm doing... (and my bras will be cheaper too)

Or I could send my biological clock back twenty years. I don't think my mother will particularly want to be pregnant again, but another bash at life in general seems a useful idea...

Thanks Sarah Joy for signing my guestbook. Yes I did get your e-mail and I will get back to you! Actually that review was just making fun... People have different tastes in styles, and whilst I'm aware that mine is not the most easy to read, I'm not planning on changing it (sorry :) ).

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